Real Zombie Machetes

The machete is basically a contemporary sword, featuring a long blade designed for cutting. At Medieval Collectables, we carry battle-ready machetes that serve well as zombie combat weapons and survivor tools. Our undead machetes come in a wide array of designs, including kukris, Latin machetes, panga machetes, parang machetes, bolo machetes, golok machetes, and more. Our tac machetes are great for defending yourself or launching attacks against the shamblers, while our survivor machetes and wilderness machetes can help keep you alive when on the run. These functional machetes can clear away brush, cut down vegetation, or even chop wood. Our sawback machetes can even perform sawing tasks. Fighting machetes are easy to carry, maintain, and use, which are ideal traits for a necropocalypse weapon. Many even display distinctive camouflage patterns, blood spatter designs, or matte black finishes, letting you find one that appeals on the aesthetic level, as well. These outdoorsman machetes are made from quality materials designed to withstand the rigors of use, so take some time to pick one out for your bug out bag or home arsenal.
Kukri MacheteKukri Machete
Item #07-97KMS
There is no single edged weapon that we can think of that can out-chop or out-cut a good Kukri. It is true that the best Kukris, like our LTC and Gurkha models, can be somewhat expensive.
Price: $34.99
On Sale For: $28.00
Magnum Kukri MacheteMagnum Kukri Machete
Item #07-97MKM
There is no single edged weapon that we can think of that can out-chop or out-cut a good Kukri. It is true that the best Kukris, like our LTC and Gurkha models, can be somewhat expensive.
Price: $35.99
On Sale For: $28.80
Gladius Machete by Cold SteelGladius Machete by Cold Steel
Item #07-97GMS
Ever popular, the Gladius is still in demand almost 2000 years later and is one of our most frequently requested swords to make, so we have decided to offer a version of this ancient classic in a very affordable machete format.
Price: $52.99
On Sale For: $42.40
24 Inch Latin Machete Sheath24 Inch Latin Machete Sheath
Item #07-SC97AM24
Our machete sheaths are made of tough, black cordura nylon and feature taped and riveted seams, slotted back, double retaining straps, safety toe, and a generous sized belt loop that will even accommodate a G.I. pistol belt.
Price: $7.99
On Sale For: $6.40
Saw Tooth Square Blade Machete
Item #MC-MT-20-09T
For a machete with a classic feel and well used look, go no further than the Saw Tooth Square Blade Machete. Rugged in appearance, this machete is an effective addition to your survival kit, thanks to its hardy blade.
Price: $40.00
Short Jungle Master Machete
Item #MC-JM-031B
Short blades are not always a bad thing. Sometimes, a short blade is easier to maneuver, which can mean a lightning-fast reaction times. That is a good thing, as well as one of the strengths of this Short Jungle Master Machete.
Price: $19.00
Long Two Handed Katana MacheteLong Two Handed Katana Machete
Item #07-97THKL
The temptation behind a high quality katana is to use it, taking it out into the field to slice through every inanimate think you encounter. Don't give in and ruin a collectible. Instead, pick up and use this Long Two Handed Katana Machete.
Price: $52.99
On Sale For: $47.69
Hand Forged Bolo MacheteHand Forged Bolo Machete
Item #ZS-926806
Weight, power, and design all come together to make the bolo an effective blade, and that knife does not disappoint in the form of this Hand Forged Bolo Machete, which is every inch a cleaver for virtually any situation.
Price: $41.90
On Sale For: $37.71
Red Skull Camo Jungle Machete
Item #MC-MT-20-01RD
Sometimes, a warrior becomes recognizable for their weapon. That might just happen to you when you wield this Red Skull Camo Jungle Machete, which features the shape of a Latin machete fused with the stunning overlay of skulls!
Price: $19.00
Black Scimitar Jungle Machete
Item #MC-JM-030C
Believe it or not, this machete has two features going for it, and both are great in practice. First, the Black Scimitar Jungle Machete has a wicked and useful blade. Second, it has an exceedingly vibrant bright neon-green handle.
Price: $23.00
Saw Back Hand Guard Machete
Item #MC-HK-770
The machete made its name in clearing foliage in the deepest jungles and thickest brush the world over. Now you can get the ultimate brush clearing blade for your home with the Saw Back Hand Guard Machete.
Price: $25.00
Bowie MacheteBowie Machete
Item #07-97BWM12S
The legend of the Bowie knife lives on today, and few are unaware of its reputation. This Bowie Machete draws on its classic form to make a short machete that is lightning quick and wildly effective at a variety of survival tasks.
Price: $33.99
On Sale For: $27.20
Barong MacheteBarong Machete
Item #07-97BAM18S
Both an agricultural tool and weapon, the Barong Machete is based on a knife native to the Philippines, where it is used by farmers in the fields and wielded by martial artists. And now, it can serve in both capacities for you, too.
Price: $39.99
On Sale For: $32.00
All Terrain Chopper MacheteAll Terrain Chopper Machete
Item #07-97TMSTS
This All Terrain Chopper Machete is a cleaver that has to be seen to be believed. Cutting power is what this blade packs, and it will easily scythe through any opposition you might face in the field, making it a great addition to any kit.
Price: $43.99
On Sale For: $35.20
Field Cleaver MacheteField Cleaver Machete
Item #ZS-926809
Finesse is good, but never underestimate what some raw power can do in your corner, as well. This Field Cleaver Machete brings plenty of cutting power to the table, thanks to a cleaver-like shape that lets it chop like a butcher knife.
Price: $15.50
On Sale For: $13.95
Black Steel Jungle Machete
Item #MC-JM-030A
Believe it or not, this machete has two features going for it, and both are great in practice. First, the Black Steel Jungle Machete has a wicked and useful blade. Second, it has an exceedingly vibrant bright neon-green handle.
Price: $23.00
Royal Kukri MacheteRoyal Kukri Machete
Item #07-97KMIGS
You will be hard-pressed to find a more versatile knife than the kukri. This Royal Kukri Machete proves to be a ally in a tight spot, and it is indispensable as a survival tool. In fact, as a tool, it is just about apocalypse proof.
Price: $42.99
On Sale For: $34.40
Black Kukri MacheteBlack Kukri Machete
Item #ZS-926823-BK
With a design that is more sleek and streamlined than its predecessor, this Black Kukri Machete comes off more as a small sword, although it lacks none of the effectiveness that made the original one of the best knives for cutting.
Price: $17.90
On Sale For: $16.11
Silver Kukri MacheteSilver Kukri Machete
Item #ZS-926823-SL
With a design that is more sleek and streamlined than its predecessor, this Silver Kukri Machete comes off more as a small sword, although it lacks none of the effectiveness that made the original one of the best knives for cutting.
Price: $17.90
On Sale For: $16.11
Heat Treated Sax MacheteHeat Treated Sax Machete
Item #ZS-926853-SX
The sax was a Viking knife, used as much for utility as combat. You can bet that if it was good enough for a Viking, it is definitely good enough for a survivor, which makes this Heat Treated Sax Machete a stellar addition to your kit.
Price: $23.00
On Sale For: $20.70